Stolen from someone on Facebook…
"Oh, the network in town is frightful,
But local is so delightful,
Our packets have nowhere to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
All our packets, our hosts are dropping;
Bandwidth is turned way down low,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.
The network is slowly dying,
And, I fear, we’re still denying,
But as long as Citywest is the way to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow."