Your papers please!

Umm, this is the States we’re talking about here. They didn’t think you were a terrorist, they thought you were a Mexican.

he’s not mexican?

Joke ?

No… I wanted to get some free tacos. mmm tacos.

mmm taco’s hell’s yeah I wish we had a good Mexican restaurant in town dammit lol

So he is an asshole
Throw away the key
We dont want him back either