Will I die?


#1

Will something bad happen to me if I walk along the waterfront trail at night? I’ve heard that bodies have been found there…

serious question.


#2

At pitch dark, midnight, by yourself, and nobody around you? Hmmmm… I’d say 50% chance you’ll be killed by a lion. Maybe a Koala Bear.


#3

Goatqueen,

It is probably best to walk with someone else late at night.


#4

You could be eaten by a Grue


#5

I heard on the radio this morning that 14 people have called in wolf sightings to the RCMP.


#6

[quote=“Goatqueen”]Will something bad happen to me if I walk along the waterfront trail at night? I’ve heard that bodies have been found there…

serious question.[/quote]

Yes I’m afraid you will die. As for something bad happening to you if you walk on the trail at night, probably depending on frequency of use. Badness level will range from getting soaking wet to murdered. YMMV.


#7

[quote=“hitest”]

I heard on the radio this morning that 14 people have called in wolf sightings to the RCMP.[/quote]

and not one attack on humans…


#8

That’s because you’re a Wolf God.


#9

na I Stay indoors…


#10