Why Men don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off
for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I
hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the
car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When
I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve
years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave
him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever
since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go
to counseling and I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore. Can you
please help?
Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can
be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking
that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum
pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump
itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float
chamber. I hope this helps.


lol Walter

that was something Hitest! thanks for that, it was very amusing =P

You’re welcome:-)  I’m glad you liked it.

LOL. That was somewhat funny. But most of the men I talk to would actually give me advice. Not about the car, I know enough about cars as it is.

Here’s a short one:
The reason we’re running out of oil is because no one bothered to check. It’s a simple matter of geography. The oil is in Alberta, all the dipsticks are in Ottawa…

QFT :sunglasses: