So dare we call this a butt blaster???
Sorry Trans! The fireworks in the butt story beats your month old hungry pelican story.
Pssshaw! I’ve seen so many fireworks in the butt stories lately it’s getting old!
A pelican eating a pigeon though. That’s frickin’ gold! Even if it is a month out of date.
Zoophiliac!
Another _______iliac to add to my resume! 
It’s becoming quite extensive, I wonder why nobody is hiring me??!
Have you tried not printing your resume on tanned human skin?
I guess I never thought about that. How about goat skin instead?
Here is something for you Trans:
http://www.qarxis.com/Fainting_Goats
Note to self: It’s about time I figure out how to embed a video in a post! 
When you post there’s a little triange below the text box. Click on the triangle, click browse, select the image/movie and hit save. It takes awhile to upload.
Mig, is there any way that you could add support for more extensions? I don’t know where to get a good movie conversion application.