I got this email from one of my students who is absent today. I had to post it. Don’t worry, it’s certainly no one you know.
Sorry I am unable to make it to school but, lastnight I was haveing extremely sharp pains and I had to go to the hospital. I found out that I was just constipated and had bad gas that was causing my bowls to blow up n get rele big which was causing the pains. So the nurse gave me soem medicin and the doctor said that I probly shouldn’t go to school for the next few days because the medicin will probly give me diahreah. So I probly won’t be at school untill wednesday. See you then . bye
So what could I possibly reply to her? Post your best answers.