Got busted for operating a midget cocaine ring inside a chruch.
Big foot?
Lives in my back yard, along with some aliens… or any other phobia I may have.
Paul Di’anno?
I di’anno man.
arthur c clarke?
Change name to Kent Clark because it sounded cooler.
Spock?
Gave up nerve pinches for a career as a masseuse.
Steve Fonyo?
He currenty lives in a cabin on Cultus Lake and is the head mechanic for a limousine company. I guess sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
Lou Bega?
Overdosed on Valum no. 5 while stuffing himself on Combo no. 5…
Bert and Ernie?
They where the celeb’s supporting the gay marriage’s. They now live in a
crappy hotel room. Berts a cop and Ernie eats cookies in the bed.
Carmel Riley
Please, word your posts a little more clumsily.
And you’re supposed to put a name at the end, like this:
Miguel Borges?
Wearing that dress tonight, and selling his body to the night.
The Police?
Someone found their message in a bottle.
Gandalf?
Rides an orc during late nite commercials for his Cadillac dealership.
No credit? No Problem! Go see Gandalf!
What happenned to the Cabbage Patch Kids?
[quote=“WonderMike”]Please, word your posts a little more clumsily.
And you’re supposed to put a name at the end, like this:
Miguel Borges?[/quote]
To tell you the turth, I was going to put Mr.Borges.
But I was waiting to let someone eles make fun of him.
They got chemicals spilled on them and sprouted into the strawberry
shortcake dolls.
Pengo?
[quote=“Nomadic man”]
Pengo?[/quote]
became a yamahoo, married charlton heston, and spawned the mighty morphin power rangers edit
jesus h christ?
Watching you at this very moment.
Lisa Marie Presley?
Got a sex change in prince george homeless shelter on saturday night.
sparticus?
Was resurrected to head the NRA.
Chevy Chase?
Filming National Lampoon’s Retirement Home and Beverly DeAngelo is gonna show her boobs which haven’t gained any sag even after all these years.
The inventor of the Skort?
Actually the same guy who invented the Maidenform MkXVII super bra with shoulder mounted pulleys and down the back counterweights used by BEverly DiAngelo, Dianne Keaton and Susan Sarandon. Amazing coincidence!
What happened to the person who designed ‘wings’ for maxipads?
(No, Granma! You put the Kling Free in the dryer!)
Got a sex change.
A.L.F?