So, there were two cowboys, sitting in a bar. The first cowboy asks, “Hey! Have you heard about the new sexual position?”
The second cowboy says, “No, I haven’t. What it is?”
The first cowboy says, “Its the Rodeo Position, and this is how it works. You mount your wife… reach around a cup both breasts firmly and then say, “wow… these are just about as good as your sister’s”. Then, try and hang on for 8 seconds!” 
I tried that with your wife. 7.9 Seconds. 
I’ve heard that one before, except the guy tells the woman that he has the clap.
haha good 1, I might try it tonight see how bruised up I’am in the morning 
Why do they name hurricanes after women?
When they come they’re wet and wild. When they leave they take your house and car with 'em…
Why do Canadian couples prefer to make love doggie style?
So they can both watch the hockey game.
HAHAHAHAH~~
… with socks on lol
tile floors are cold in the winter.
You might be a Redneck Jedi Knight if
You ever used the phrase, “May the force be with
y’all.”
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a
bottle of Pearl.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer
colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in
your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the
dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your body odor.
You have ever used the force to get yourself
another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a
commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with
fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son come
on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its
self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the
barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of
your land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing
Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and
you have to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought
that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on
how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance
to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium
Falcon with a redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels
during the cantina scene.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father … and
your uncle