Trump bombs Caracas and kidnaps Maduro

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/03/explosions-reported-venezuela-caracas

That should win him a Nobel Peace Prize, eh?
Ooooh smell Donnie Diaper’s fist and tremble! Carney better cave in and give im whatever he asks so he’s not next.

That is a terrifying possibility!
Hey them Canucks got water, wood n shit. “Hey Pete fire a bunch of cruise missiles at Ottawa.” “Wake up Chuck and the Delta force.” “I want that libtard Mark in a cage right now.

It’s OUR wood, water and oil, he’ll say. They stole it from us in 1776 and we’re taking it back. Plus they can pay for the ballroom as reparations for 1812