Today's Joke


#1

Stephen Harper and a CSIS agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it in an Ottawa park.
Curious, Prime Minister Stephen Harper asks the girl, 'What’s in the basket?'
She replies, ‘New baby kittens,’ and she opens the basket to show
him.
‘How nice,’ says Harper. ‘What kind are they?’ The little girl says, 'Conservatives.'
Harper smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.

Three weeks later, Harper is taking another stroll, this time with Jack Layton. They see the little girl again with the same basket.
Harper says, ‘Watch this, Jack; it’s really cute.’ They approach the little girl. He greets the little girl and says 'how are the kittens doing, and she says, 'Fine.'
Then, smirking, he nudges Layton with his elbow and asks the little girl, 'And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?'
She replies, 'Liberals.'
Abashed, Harper says, ‘But three weeks ago you said they were Conservatives!’

‘I know,’ she says. ‘But now their eyes are open.’


#2

Good one. :smiley:


#3

ha ha… funny by itself, but also, have you ever been to capital hill?  They have more feral cats than Rupert has!  The last thing they need is more kittens, liberal or conservative!


#4

I wonder if all the cat congregate on capital hill because of all the rats.


#5

Bwaah Ha ha ha ha ha!


#6

there is evil spirits everywhere!


#7

Capital hill?  Isn’t it called Parliament Hill?


#8

Oops.


#9

roflmao !

some needs to alert the president of canada !  grins


#10