This is customer service: tinyurl.com/bzu35h
Author flies to personally deliver replacement book after customer complains on an Amazon.com review.
One of my old U2 CD’s once had a scratch on it that ruined two of the songs, I’ll be keeping my eyes open for Bono, Edge, Larry and Adam… 
Pizza Hut reopened in PG this month. My son came to visit the daughter and they decide to order from there.
She’s vegetarian, so she ordered a veggie/pepperoni 1/2 and 1/2. They told her there was a surprise sale 2 for one, would she like two?
So she said yes, why don’t you make one all veggie and one pepperoni.
Ok that comes to $49.95
My son’s listening and grabs the phone WTF? 49.95 for a pizza?
—No you wanted just ONE large veggie and ONE large pepperoni, you could have got 2 of each…
If he was older, he would have known to put on his best Jack Nicholson voice and explain to a blockhead…
So he settled for TWO 1/2 and 1/2s for $25 cuz they’re braindead. Of course when they were delivered, only one was a 1/2 and 1/2, the other was something else entirely.
and they wonder why they go broke 
???