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From: “Barrister, Rafiu Galadima(LLB).” rafiugaladima@caramail.com
Date: Fri Apr 4, 2003 4:24:35 PM Canada/Pacific
To: miguel@menino.com
Subject: Barrister, Rafiu Galadima(LLB).ASSITANCE
Reply-To: rafiugaladima3@verizonmail.com
Dear Friend,
I am a Solicitor resident and practicing in
Lagos, Nigeria and I am using this correspondence to urgently seek
and
request your assistance and cooperation in a sensitive but highly
beneficial financial arrangement. An important client of mine whose
details and person I cannot release at this point has implored me to
contact a reliable and trustworthy partner overseas to urgently
receive and handle funds total FIFTEEN MILLION US DOLLARS(US$15.M)in
CASH presently lodged in a security/finance outfit in overseas. Due
to
my client inability to travel out of the country presently and the
fact that we continue to accumulate huge debts daily as long as this
consignment remains in the security/finance company we need an
associate and partner to proceed as soon as possible to receive this
funds for investment purpose as shall be instructed by my client. We
have agreed in principle to give twenty-percent (25%) of the total
sum
to whom ever shall handle this funds for us while the remaining
sixty-five percent (65%)shall be for my client and ten-percent (10%)
for me as the attorney. As soon as you are ready to proceed to
receive
this cash on our behalf we shall furnish you with the details and
information you will need to accomplish this task. Please be rest
assured that this arrangement is absolutely risk free And cannot
implicate you in any way. However I implore you to handle this
matter
with urgency and utmost confidence even if you do not intend to
execute the project for us. Whatever the case, please acknowledge
receipt of this mail via my e-mail address If your
response is
positive we shall proceed immediately without any delay. Thank you
in
anticipation of your cooperation and hoping to hear from you
soonest.
Yours sincerely,
Barrister, Rafiu Galadima(LLB).
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From: president@whitehouse.gov
Date: Sun Apr 6 05:33:29 2003 (BST)
To: contact_dj_tux@canada.com
Subject: World Exclusive from The Sun - Talk to the animals!
Your friend George Bush thought you would be interested
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In a world exclusive, The Sun can reveal that a
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learned to type in fluent English. Scientists at First
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announced today that their quest to create a
genetically modified monkey had been a success.
The 8-year old Mandrill, a member of the baboon family,
stunned scientists when he started typing a message on
a computer.
Dr Arnold Brockenführ, the project’s chief geneticist,
revealed to The Sun that Marty’s first typed words were
’My name is Marty.’
“At first I thought it was one of the lab assistants
messing around,” said Dr Brockenführ, “but then I saw
Marty type the words, “Dr, this is no practical joke.””
Marty the Mandrills’ existence has been a closely
guarded secret for some time, but since communicating
with his creators, they had to break the story. “We
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world.” informed Dr Brockenführ.
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“We’d like to prove to the world that Marty is real by
allowing people to chat directly to him live on the
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question or two.”
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From: financial partnership officepartners2000@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Wed Apr 9, 2003 8:46:21 PM Canada/Pacific
To: officepartners2000@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: I NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION
ear friend,
I am a renowned /reputed practicing lawyer and you can
attest that even
if I am not or may not be a millionaire in the present
circumstance,that I am neither a pauper nor in
want.That I am proposing this
transaction with all sincerity of purpose is a way of
improving our various
lives.I am not a Nigerian and this proposal has no
liking as such.I
therefore politely but seriously request that you do
not treat this as one of
these junks you may have read/heard about.Rather,give
me a chance to
prove my geniuness/intention before throwing this into
the dustbin. I am
the principal partner of a law firm/chamber with some
junior lawyers and
we render services to both coperate organisations and
individuals.Sametime,we are registered with the
government for retainership.That I am
sending you this mail today in a private capacity dose
not make it
unofficial/unbusinesslike but I would like you in our
best interest to treat
with absolute privacy and urgency it deserves.I must
ment! ! ion to you
that I have not disclosed this id! ea to anyone else
and I did not get
your name from any one .I only browsed the internet
and got your
address and I wasted no time to contact you after I
had felt satisfied within
me that you could be of help.
Some years back(precisely 1995),one MR.ASGEIR
ARMGRIMMSON who
introduced himself as the President/CEO of NORFISH
LTD,ICELAND situate at(as at
then)620 Dalvik and resident at Brekkusidu 18,603
Akureyri (all in
Iceland).He engaged/retained my services as his
lawyer/consultant to help
him process documents and pursue the release of a debt
of USD18.7M being
proceeds of a contract he executed.He told me then
that he was in a
legal suit with the wife and would not want anybody
know of the fund until
the case was over hence he deposited the money
here.When I never heard
from him some years after he travelled back,I called
his office and was
told the man is DEAD. Since this sum is still intact
here and I am
privy to details exce! pt! that I am not a
signatory(which is the reason I
need you),I solicit your partnership so we jointly
pursue and finance
the release/collection of this money.
All it requires is a fresh documentation in new name
now as the
next-of-kin to the deceased and beneficiary to the
sum(which is now you) and
your account details be normalized. For your
information, proceeds from
the transaction when we collect will be shared at
equall
percentage(50/50)between us.
If you are ready to partner with me,kindly copy your
reply to my
alternate email account thus:
Barrister Martins
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ASSISTANCE REQUIRE FOR ACQUISITION OF ESTATE
I write to inform you of my desire to acquire estates or landed properties in your country on behalf of the Director of Contracts and
Finance Allocation of the Federal Ministry of Works and Housing in Nigeria.
This is a proposal in context but actually an appeal soliciting for your unreserved assistance in consummating an urgent transaction requiring maximum confidence. Though this approach appears desperate, I can assure you that whatever questions you would need to ask or any other thing you will need to know regarding this proposal will be adequately answered to give you a clearer understanding of it, so as to arrive at a successful conclusion.
Our desire to have an overseas agent. I have therefore been directed to inquire if you would agree to act as our overseas agent in order to actualize this transaction.
My name is Mr. Nelson Kehinde; I am a member of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who is interested in the importation of goods into our country with fund, which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.
The source of this fund is as follows:
During the last military Regime here in Nigeria, the Government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over invoiced in the various ministries. The present Civilian Government set up a Contract Review Panel of which we are the constitute members. We have identified a lot of inflated contract funds that are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria ready for payment. However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore being mandated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of this panel to look for a foreign partner into whose account we will transfer the sum of US$21,320,000.00 (Twenty One Million, Three Hundred and Twenty Thousand U.S. Dollars) hence we are writing this letter. No doubt this proposal will make you apprehensive, please we employ you to observe utmost confidentiality and rest assured that this transa
We have agreed to share the money thus:
- 10% for the account owner (you)
- 80% for us (the officials) and
- 10% to be used in settling all local and foreign expenses during the course of this transaction
Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to conclude this transfer latest seven (7) banking days from the date of commencement of this transaction.
What we will do is to write letters of claim and job description respectively in favor of your company. This way we will use your company’s name to re-apply for payment and re-award the
Contract in your company’s name. We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.
No doubt this proposal will make you apprehensive, please we employ you to observe utmost confidentiality and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because we shall require your assistance to invest our share in the importation of goods into ore country from your country. This is why your urgent action and response is of priority to enable us concluding this transaction in a timely and professional manner.
As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned above is
successfully transferred into your account, we intend to use our own
share in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too you shall also serve as our agent. In the light of this, I would like you to forward to me the following information:
- Your company name and address
- Your personal fax number
- Your personal telephone number for easy communication.
You are requested to communicate your acceptance of this proposal
through my above stated email address, after which we shall discuss in details the modalities for seeing this transaction through.
Your quick response will be highly appreciated.
Thank you in anticipation of your cooperation.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Nelson Kehinde.
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