Someone found 25,000$

Someone found 25,000 on a trail past port ed.  In an old suitcase.  I dont have the name yet, but Im getting it tomorrow

WHATTTTT  :confused: :confused: :astonished: :confused: :confused:

I told you to not say anything. If someone claims it I’m not sharing the reward.

im sending my people after your people to get my money back . they musta  missed my booby traps :imp:

Tell them there is a nice crisp 100.00 dollar bill waiting for them if they return it to me,I could go as high as $150.00

Anyone else notice that billy comes up with these fabulous pearls of wisdom shortly after last call and closing time?

Oh, no! It was all such a . . . Simple Plan.