"Serious fecal incident" causes closure of pool

The Earl Mah Aquatic Centre in Prince Rupert will be closed throughout the day and much of tomorrow following what Director of Recreation and Community Services Rudy Kelly called “a serious fecal incident”.

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Ah, that explains why my daughter’s swim class was canceled today. heh. :smile:

Let me start the pun-fest by saying that this is shitty news.

and so begins the verbal diarrhea…

Where’s Bill Murray when you need 'em?

The scene at the pool earlier.

Hey, anyone see where I left my OH Henry bars?

Well that explains the employees crappy mood today, cause I heard somebody got sH!T faced!!

… That’s why they call it’s the poop deck.

MR. T: I sh!tty the pool! HAHA!

I heard that they tried to hire a Filipino person to try and identify the source of the poop. Then somebody pointed out to Mr. Kelly that wasn’t what ‘Tagalog’ meant.

I pity the stool?

Well shit.

This thread really stinks.

I hope this thread doesn’t run on and on.

… or else it may end up in the solid waste land.

Get off your pedi"stool"!

[quote=“TheNorthernView”]The Earl Mah Aquatic Centre in Prince Rupert will be closed throughout the day and much of tomorrow following what Director of Recreation and Community Services Rudy Kelly called “a serious fecal incident”.

bclocalnews.com/bc_north/the … 73024.html[/quote]

the other times weren’t as " serious " I guess to shut 'er down… swimming pools are cesspools … gross places, and community hot tubs are even worse !!!

Cleaning the pool today, was not just a job, it’s a “DOODY!”

Somebody must’ve been drunk in the pool…Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

A friend of mine was swimming outside Victoria, when an Oh Henry floated into his face.

Look up how Victoria “treats” it’s sewage if you want a good laugh, or cry…