It all works out in the end. If it hasn’t worked out… it’s not the end.
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It’s for fun.
Nacho Libre
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.
“It’s not the size of the wand that matters It’s the magic of the magician”
God bless my mother; all I am or hope to be I owe to her. —Abraham Lincoln 
“Mother: the most beautiful word on the lips of mankind.â€
“All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.â€
“Being young is an accident of time, while youth is simply a state of mind”.
“I’d put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don’t have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that”. — Thomas Edison
“Watch out: that urinal flushes like a faucet…and it’s shaped like a sink, too.”
Dad
“Let children read whatever they want and then talk about it with them. If parents and kids can talk together, we won’t have as much censorship because we won’t have as much fear.â€
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Gandhi.
If you are not making mistakes you are doing nothing. -Bobo
I don’t want knowledge. I want certainty! — David Bowie, from Law (Earthlings on Fire)
A political victory, a rise of rents, the recovery of your sick, or the return of your absent friend, or some other favorable event, raises your spirits, and you think good days are preparing for you. Do not believe it. Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Nothing can bring you peace but the triumph of principles.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson