“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.”
- Maya Angelou
“It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”
Silvan Engel
“Life is full of choices, if you have the guts to go for it. That’s why I get immediately bored with anyone’s complaining about how boring their life is, or how bad their town is. Fucking leave and go somewhere else. Or don’t.â€
“Don’t take life too seriously; you’ll never get out of it alive.”
-Elbert Hubbard
If there is a day you have eaten until you were full,
A time of joy you can recall,
If you have escaped even once the clutches of death,
If you can remember either one or all of the above,
Then you have something to be grateful for.
-Iyanla Vanzant
A political victory, a rise of rents, the recovery of your sick, or the return of your absent friend, or some other favorable event, raises your spirits, and you think good days are preparing for you. Do not believe it. Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Nothing can bring you peace but the triumph of principles.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin
“Fuck you”
Jesus
“Life may not be the party you were hoping for, but while we’re here we may as well dance.”
-Unknown-
If You Spit In The Air It Lands In Your Face!
–Common Sense
“You get out of life what you put into it”
This word of wisdom was given to me by
an Elder in the Village of Gingolx (Kincolith) in 1970
“Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.”
Henry David Thoreau
“Baby this town rips the bones from your back
Its a death trap, it’s a suicide rap
We gotta get out while were young
cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run”
–Bruce Springsteen
" May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead."
Drunk Irishman
Abstinence Makes The Church Grow Fondlers
Unknown
“I am here, but I am not all there”
Written by Alan Bennett from his play
’The Madness of George III’
" everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege "
Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most
I had a keychain/bottle opener that said that. It was my favorite. But it broke. 