“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.â€
“Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.”
- Albert Einstein
lol… ain’t it the truth…good one w.f.m.e.
“Arguing with people on the internet is like running in the ‘special olympics’. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
“Whether one dies young or old, death is always the same. But it is not at all the same whether one dies like a lion or dies like a dog.â€
“everyone dies, but not everyone truly lives.”
- Another proverb -
We’re all here because we’re not all there.
That’s about the size of it 
In the Old Days when the power went out no one cared.
We are just animals, with brains that trick us into thinking we are not.
-unknown
“If Jesus was a goalie, he would be my back-up”
-Written on a t-shirt
Stupid is as stupid does
Forrest Gump
“Don’t worry, I won’t hold your youth and inexperience against you.â€
I think there should be something in science called the “reindeer effect.” I don’t know what it would be, but I think it’d be good to hear someone say, “Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect.” – Kurt Cobain
“Don’t count the days, make the days count.”
-Muhammad Ali
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."
-Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
“The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.” - George Bernard Shaw
So true!
“Don’t you know there ain’t no Devil, there’s just God when he’s drunk.”
~Tom Waits