Pat Robertson can kick your butt!

Don’t wanna mess around with Pat!

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life…
End over end, neither left nor to right!

Yeah but Chuck Norris can kick Pat Robertson’s butt.

Yeah but neither Pat Robertson or Chuck Norris is no match for Jack Baur!


I heard an MP3 of Bubba the Love Sponge calling the 700 club and asking if it’s safe to come out of the house.  Apparently, Pat Robertson said that God was going to rain hellfire down on Florida because some city there was hosting some kind of pro-gay rally or a gay pride parade or something like that.  Quite a funny call actually.

the power of christ compels him !