Bob  Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in  Europe… as it happens, near Transylvania . They were  driving in a rental car along a rather deserted  highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could  barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the  car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the  car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into  a tree. 

Moments  later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he  looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife  unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and  unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her  medical assistance.  Bob  carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the  road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads  towards the light, which is coming from a large, old  house. He approaches the door and  knocks.  A  minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door Bob  immediately blurts, “Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this  is my wife Betty. We’ve been in a terrible accident, and  my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your  phone?”  “I’m  sorry,” replied the hunchback, “but we don’t have a phone.  My master is a doctor; come in and I will get  him!”

Bob  brings his wife in.  An  older man comes down the stairs. “I’m afraid my assistant  may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a  scientist… However, it is many miles to the nearest  clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will  see what I can do… Igor, bring them down to the  laboratory.”    With  that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with  Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the  lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries,  so Igor places Bob on an adjoining  table.    After  a brief examination, Igor’s master looks worried. “Things  are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion.” Igor and his  master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty  Hill are no more.   

The  Hills’ deaths upset Igor’s master greatly. Wearily, he  climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his  grand piano… For it is here that he has always found  solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting  melody fills the house.    Meanwhile,  Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch  movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty’s hand  twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music…  Stunned, he watches as Bob’s arm begins to rise, marking  the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit  up straight!    Unable  to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the  conservatory.    He  bursts in and shouts to his master:   

“Master,  Master! …  The  Hills are  alive,  with  the sound of music !”

Now there’s a few minutes I will never get back! :stuck_out_tongue:

Heh-heh  :imp:

Well, I got a giggle out of it.

Glad to hear that, it made me smile as well, bubbasteve735. :smile:

lol  :smiley:

hhahaa. wow…