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#1

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#2

“Why”

Shits, toilets, papers
Why God, Why?
Toilets, hemmeroids, diarrhea
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of diarrhea
Like a Poe character, I’m wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Poop stains, shits, smells
Why God, Why?
Diarrhea, smells, papers
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of diarrhea
Like a Poe character, I’m wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of diarrhea
Like a Poe character, I’m wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?


#3

“I Think”

I Think cows are really a huge problem
I Think milkmans are too much on my mind
I Think jugs have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a jim morrison line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like lindsay lohan’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on milk
Blame it on milk
Blame it on milk

I Think yogurts are gonna drive us all crazy
And tits make me feel like a child
I Think udders will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a jim morrison line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like lindsay lohan’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on milk
Blame it on milk
Blame it on milk

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like lindsay lohan’s smile, cruel and cold
Like jim morrison’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on milk
Blame it on milk
Blame it on milk


#4

Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Fish make me ill
I feel miserable
Money tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Drugs are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Fishermen that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Dr. Seuss, adrift far from home
I don’t think so, I don’t think so.

Tony Broke My Will to Live
Tony Broke My Will to Live
Tony Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Tony Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Sex rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Boats defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Dirty minds are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Fishermen that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Dr. Seuss, adrift far from home
I don’t think so, I don’t think so.

Tony Broke My Will to Live
Tony Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Tony Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Tony Broke My Will to Live

Pretty sad and pathetic


#5