Out of wedlock… wait what? 
and its christmas time too 
for the love of God somebody help him 
That was my initial reaction… then it was wait… someone had sex with me?
Pretty sure this is a virgin birth.
edit:
This is actually a for real thing.
You are having a baby? I thought you were a guy.
Im fucking jesus its a miracle baby is it that hard to comprehend?
Son of the son of god … I’ve heard sequels aren’t all that good … 
lord help us!!
can i suggest damien for a boy or lucy short for lucifer for girl
Its a girl, either going to be zoey or mya.
YES JOEL! your a retard still!
He who hates women, is reproducing?? oh noes.
No, I’m kidding.
Congratulations Jesus. I hope he/she is healthy and beautiful.
The person that swore women are useless, has now impregnated one, weird!
Best wishes, hope things go well.! Kinda shocking to know that a kid is on the way.!
I thought he wa a Bot… No wait thats Billy.
Congrats Jesus.
very nice names for your little girl… hope she’s just like her mom 
congrats jesus, this will sweeten you up, you’ll see
Congratulations, jesus! Awesome news, man:-)
Congrats, jesus! Love the names you have picked out! Beautiful! Best wishes for a healthy and happy little girl and for you who promised to change all the diapers for the first few months, right??? 
Congratulations!
Congrats man!!!
So does this mean a “kinder” “gentler” Jesus?
This is a turning point for HTMF! 
Billy isn’t a bot, he’s a dumbass.
Fuck no. Just less of me on here