Important Bank Notification

Egad, my non-existent bank account with the Federal Reserve is in peril!  Sometimes I get bored and read the stupid stuff in my gmail spam box. :smiley:


You’re getting this letter in connection with new directives issued by U.S. Treasury Department. The directives concern U.S. Federal Wire online payments.

On November 5, 2008 a large-scaled phishing attack started and has been still lasting. A great number of banks and credit unions is affected by this attack and quantity of illegal wire transfers has reached an extremely high level.

U.S. Treasury Department, Federal Reserve and Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) in common worked out a complex of immediate actions for the highest possible reduction of fraudulent operations. We regret to inform you that definite restrictions will be applied to all Federal Wire transfers from November 10 till November 18.

Here you can get more detailed information regarding the affected banks and U.S. Treasury Department restrictions:

Federal Reserve Bank System Administration[/quote]

LOL, that’s ok, you’ll find that there are plenty of opportunities to top up that account.

I myself have become a multi millionaire time and time again, thanks to those sharing folks that think of me when it’s time to get their estate monies out of Burkina Faso and other money capitals of the internet…  :smiley:

You had me at “Egad”! :wink:

Didn’t check my hotmail for over a week and it was FULL of those things. Every 3rd message. I didn’t even know I had bank accounts in the US and UK and South Africa…

What really gets me is how some people are stupid enough to believe those kinds of things.

Same with the “There’s too many people on . Send this message to at least ten people or your MSN, Yahoo, Facebook, other stupid social network account will close”

I want to punch these people in the head for believing something so stupid. :unamused:

Heh-heh, yeah I’m getting a lot of these lately too…along with a lot of other less than reputable e-mails. :imp:

Well I’m too busy counting and folding my money this evening, so you can take this one off my hands, seems like a good deal to me :smiley:

Pay particular attention to your merital status, I suspect that could be the deal breaker…

  Dear friend,


I want to transfer to overseas the sum of ($  Fourteen
Million United States Dollars) from a Prime Bank in Africa. I would like to
ask you to quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be
capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a
new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty  a/c can
serve as far as it can receive money.

I am Mr MARSHAL DUMBA an accountant and personal confidant to Dr.George
Brumley who died together with his wife in a plane crash on the July 21st
2003 on their way to attendwedding in Boston, he is an American, a
physician andindustrialist, he died without having any beneficiary to his
assets including his account here in Burkina Faso which he opened as his
personal savings for the purpose of expansion and developement of his
company before his untimely death in 2003.

The amount involved is ($ Fourteen  Million United States
Dollars), no other person knows about this account. I am contacting you for
us to transfer this funds to your account as the beneficiary, I want to
transfer the whole $14,000.000.00 (Fourteen  Million United States Dollars)
into a safe account abroad, but I don’t know any foreigner. I am only
contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a
local person here,But can only be approved to any  foreign a/c because the
money is in US Dollars and the former owner of the a/c Dr.George Brumley is
a foreigner too, and as such the money can only be approved into a foreign

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management
is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct
information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive
response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with
the inheritance procedures.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the total
amount,55% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might
have incurred during the process of transferring. You should observe utmost
CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY in this transaction, and rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I will require
your assistance to invest my share in your country.

You should fill this form below and send to me immediately as soon as you
receive this letter:THIS IS MY E_ MAIL ADDRESS

Your Full Name: …
Your Address : …
Your Telephone: …
Your Age: …
Merital Status: …
Your Country: …

Trusting to hear from you immediately. THIS IS MY E_ MAIL ADDRESS


I’ll need to check with my wife.  I’m not sure what my merital status is.  LMAO.  Funny stuff, man:-)