Hospital Chart Bloopers..!

These are actual writings from patient charts…Funny Stuff !!

  • Patient refused an autopsy.
    *The patient has no previous history of suicide.
    *The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1998.
    *Discharge Status: Alive but without permission.
    *Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
    *Patient is numb from her toes down.
    *While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
    *Occasional, constant and infrequent headaches.
    *Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
    *I saw your patient today, she is still under our car for physio therapy.
    *Examination of genitalia revealed that he is circus-sized.
    *Lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
    *Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
    *The pelvis exam will be done later on the floor.
    *Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.

Funny but kinda disconcerting !!