These are actual writings from patient charts…Funny Stuff !!
- Patient refused an autopsy.
*The patient has no previous history of suicide.
*The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1998.
*Discharge Status: Alive but without permission.
*Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
*Patient is numb from her toes down.
*While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
*Occasional, constant and infrequent headaches.
*Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
*I saw your patient today, she is still under our car for physio therapy.
*Examination of genitalia revealed that he is circus-sized.
*Lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
*Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
*The pelvis exam will be done later on the floor.
*Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.
Funny but kinda disconcerting !!