Happy Festivus, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah HTMF!
Hope yours went well. I think next year Iâll make a point of not being in town. Last year my Xmas dinner kind of went dead when afterwards I discovered I was the only one not a QAnon believer and anti-vaxxer.
This year I did up a lovely $85 Prime Rib and Ms. Flakey saw it was rare at the center (perfectly), insisted it âwasnât cookedâ and refused to eat any. Made gagging noises at anyone who did eat anything vaguely pink.
Offered Spumoni ice cream and Gulabjamun for dessert and no one ate âthat foreign stuffâ at Christmas. Being half Italian, Xmas is when you eat spumoni FFS. And they wouldâve gobbled down goddam TimBits.
Doggie and I lived on the leftover roast. And gulabs are so rich Iâm knocking them off 2 per day.
If itâs snowy next year, Iâll prepare with a HungryMan Turkey dinner in the freezer, a bone for my dog and tell everyone Iâm going to my sisterâs over the holidayâŚ
Merry Christmas folks!
Wishing all the HTMF-ers and healthy and happy 2025.