A man wakes up from a coma and the doctor tells him that he was in a horrible accident.
Doctor goes on and tells the man that the paramedics found most of his parts and the doctor successfully re attached them.
However, says the doctor the paramedics and the police looked high and low for his penis but were unsuccessful, doc says the good news is that insurance will pay $9,000.00 for losing a penis and reconstructive surgery for penises is $1000.00 per inch.
Doctor further counsels the man that he should talk to his wife because the size if his new penis would be important to her.
The mans wife visits that night and they discuss what they should do.
Next morning the doctor comes in the room and asks what the man and his wife decided the night before,the man replies “We are going to get granite countertops”