Family

hi im new here as you all my no. i have only one leg and i have a comicly shaped carrot shoved up my bum… anyway i want anyone who thinks family guy is cool . like my self to go and put your fave or it quotes in this topic. heres my fave one.

      HEY THERE LIPS,HIPS LEGS,BREST AND ASS.

thanks

Peter: I want the father-son relationship that the Gumbles have.

Lois: The Gumbles are brothers.

Peter: Oh so just because they’re black we cant learn anything from them?

Chris: You mean God watches me do number 2. Well i’m a sinner and God’s a pervert.

Cool! That’s imitatible!!

Its Pee Pee Time!

Lois unatrenins isnt a food

Don’t listen to her Chris, putting your finger down your throat doesn’t make you throw up.

Thats suprisingly fun!

Are you bulimic? That is not a good thing to be. Nope. Not at all.