Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of ’ hot xxx galore’.
While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, “
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Quoth the server: “404”
