Election Wishes
Martin, Harper and Layton are flying on the Executive Airbus to a
gathering in British Columbia when Martin turns to Harper and says,
chuckling, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window
right now and make someone very happy.”
Harper shrugs and replies, “Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out
the window and make ten people happy.”
Not to be outdone, Layton says, “Well I could throw a hundred $10
bills out the window and make a hundred people happy.”
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, “Such arrogant
asses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the
window and make 32 million people happy.”