My turn to cook, had this brilliant idea.
Chopped up a really nice chunk of steak, browned it with mushrooms and tossed in a jar of Pataks Vindaloo. Added some water, it looked way too thick out of the jar.
Separated when cooking… lots of watery stuff on top. I know it’s a Portuguese fusion curry but
IT WAS TOO HOT FOR HER,
I’m the one who eats “Screaming Bejezuz Chicken” when I’m in Chinatown, she’s the one who adds MORE hot sauce.
It tasted a little weird, not at all like the last time I ate vindaloo. The sweat’s running off my brow as I type. Maybe I wasn’t supposed to use the whole fucking jar or something… hope tomorrow morning I don’t have to lift the toilet seat and sit right into that cold water…