Dick Cheney, Poster Boy for the NRA

Roll up your sleeves and march for the right to bare arms. The Vice President has just given Michael Moore the material for Bowling for Columbine The Sequel!

cbc.ca/story/world/national/ … -hunt.html

He broke two of the 10 Commandments. Straight to hell Cheney…

I like how the 10 commandments reference ties in to the original post in several ways.

Aptly done, fingahz, aptly done.

You know, they call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them fing! … Oh wait, there they go.

Cheney’s gotta gun…

his whole world’s come undone.

Cheney’s got a gun, he’s on the run
Confusion in his mind, the blind leads the blind
Oh, Cheney’s got a gun, he’s gonna shoot ya down
He’s got evil in his eyes, got a reason to despise
There’s danger in the air

Can you feel it in the air?
Danger (Such a strange emotion)
Can you feel it in the air?

Oh he was locked inside a room without a door
His innocence he suffered for
In a world of black and white, they were wrong and he was right
Just looking for a clue, it’s a nightmare come true
He’s going underground to track that danger down
Oh Cheney, why you got that gun?

Never give him an even break
Gettin’ caught is the chance you take
It could be your last mistake
(You could be so helpless)
As a bird with a broken wing
Like a sheep in a lion’s den
Gonna fall but you won’t know when

You hear footsteps in the night, see shadows on the wall
And the ghastly sound of silence, as the mist begins to fall
Then a scream rang out like thunder, but the lightning was too late

As the rain came down on the crimson ground
It was the hand of fate
And a crowd of people gathered round, but Cheney couldn’t wait


It’s my British accent.

Apparently , shooting Quail can very well get you a face full of buckshot. They’re fast, and you have to lead a bit… the article I read on the incident stated it happens every now and then when you’re shooting Q, you get peppered.

Unfortunately, Cheney shot a friend who was retrieving one of the birds he had shot (at least that’s what I got from CBC). Maybe his friend was moving fast and Cheney got confused.

28 Gauge at 30 yards, not much chance of hurting much, especially if they were using steel shot (which I doubt).

Dick Cheney = Mr. Magoo

Mr. Magoo, a member of the NRA?

Say it aint so!

I’m starting to like Cheney since he started shooting lawyers. 8)


I got the link from the muhammad thread

addictinggames has a new game based on poor old Dick.

I think ‘Dubya’ should go hunting with him next time.