Heh-heh, awesome stuff.
8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites.
RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.
heh heh!
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
This one is particularly fitting:
A CIVIL ACTION: Underqualified lawyer doesn’t listen to clients, royally botches case.