Cut to the chase, snark! … summaries/

Heh-heh, awesome stuff. :smiley:

8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites.

RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.

heh heh!  :smiley:

SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.  :laughing:

This one is particularly fitting:

A CIVIL ACTION: Underqualified lawyer doesn’t listen to clients, royally botches case.