Kaka to Real Madrid…
goal.com/en/news/10/italy/2009/0 … eal-madrid
Ronaldo also with Spain on his mind and standing by to sign on the dotted line…
goal.com/en/news/9/england/2009/ … eal-madrid
Maybe the Canadian government should start selling off citizens to Real Madrid, we could reduce our growing deficit in just three or four transfers… 
Me first… uh… er… for patriotic purposes, of course.
Hmm might take a few more transfers than I originally thought I guess…
ouch 
Well I guess that 30 cents per word value that jack pays me won’t grant Canada a large transfer fee return.
It’s a no-brainer for Ronaldo. Compare Madrid to Manchester. Women actually attend soccer games in Madrid!
Ah I didn’t mean to huwt your feewings, just having a wittle bit of fun…
I’m sure you’re worth at least one shift at the new and improved General Fund Motors 
Oh God your thread title is scary!
What if we’d shelled out $150 million for Sundin???