“I am not a wookie!..I am a free man…”
“Chewbacca… What a Wookie!!”
Did anyone catch his interview on “The Screen Savers” on Tech TV?
It was a pretty good interview, his at the Millenium Falcon, it told the Audience that he will be in fact be in the next movie, and he does use Shampoo instead of soap. He also mentioned that when he had to go to prison for two years, the inmates kept on insisting that he’d drop the shampoo. 
He prefers Head & Shoulders, and said that Pert Plus was a bunch of BS.
Also, that he does not like ELMO!!!
I use Prêt Plus, junkie man.
OOOOOOOOH WHAT A WOOKIE. DUN NANA NA NANA NA NA!!!
Wooooooo! Chewie is getting jiggy with it.
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/chewbacca/img/movie_sm.jpg
Homeworld:Kashyyyk
Species:Wookiee
Gender:Male
Height:2.28 meters
Weapon:bowcaster
Vehicle:Millennium Falcon
Affiliation:
Rebel Alliance
Awards: 1977 Grammy for the Best hariy actor.
1977 Wookie of the year award
He also said that he hopes to be in the “Comeback of the year award” next year. 
This is supposed to be a screenshot of his earlier days as a porno actor. B-4 he met Han.
http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/wookiee/img/movie_sm.jpg
I have a question. Why is it that 90% of the time I have no idea what the hell any one here is talking about?
Because 90% of the time it comes out of their butt.
And the other 10?
Comes out their second anal passage.
It took you 11 days to come up with this one?
