Brian mulroney joke

Cute on on CBC yesterday:

Whats the differnce between Brian Mulroney and Bernie Madoff?

Bernie Madoff takes cheques.

Brian Mulroney: Knock,knock.
Interviewer: Who’s there?
Brian Mulroney: Karlheinze Schreiber.
Interviewer: Karlheinze Schreiber who?
Brian Mulroney: Thats what I have been telling you!

A sign on a bathroom wall at Jericho Beach, Kitsilano, BC, says it all: “If you voted for Muldummy, then you can’t shit here. Because your asshole is in Ottawa.” Reported by an American spy.