I love this quote… I wonder if anyone knows the movie…
“I’m like a bad penny, I always turn up.”
I’m on a crusade right now, so I’ll find out … 
Are you on your Last Crusade Indiana Jones?
Well done… the greatest of the trilogy!
well im prolly going to have to go with arnold on this one.
Sharon Stone(not to sure):But Doug we’re married you couldn’t shoot me.
(Gun shot to Sharons head)
Arnold(Douglas Quaid) Considerd it, a divorce!. One liners u can’t beat em
From Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged me.
Woman: Oh my god, look at that! It looks just like my husband’s–
Carnival Worker: ONE-EYED MONSTER! Come see the One-eyed Monster!
One Eyed Monster: Oh my god, it’s a giant–
Chinese Teacher: Wang! pay attention!
Wang: Sorry, sir I was distracted by that giant flying–
Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson! Could I have your autograph?
Adding on to t-bones.
Army person: " Sir i’m picking up something that looks like a long rod and
two"…
Guy selling things at ball game: " Nuts!! Get your hot steaming nuts, hey that
looks like a long shaft and"…
Umpire: " Two balls."