Best Movie Quotes


#1

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave Bowman: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen

-2001: A Space Oddessy


#2

[JULES]
Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.

[VINCENT]
Okey what do you want to know?

[JULES]
Well, hash is legal over there, right?

[VINCENT]
Yeah,It’s legal but it ain’t hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can’t walk into a restaurant,
roll a joint and start puffin’ away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

[JULES]
And those are the hash bars?

[VINCENT]
Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it’s legal to buy it, it’s legal to own it,
And if you’re the proprietor of a hash bar, it’s legal to sell it.
It’s legal to carry it, but…but that dosen’t matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it’s illegal for them to search you.
I mean that’s a right the cops in Amsterdam don’t have.

[JULES]
Oh, man, I’m goin’, that’s all there is to it. I’m fuckin’ goin’.

[VINCENT]
I know, baby, you’d dig it the most… But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

[JULES]
What?

[VINCENT]
It’s the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here,
they got there, but there they’re a little different.

[JULES]
Example ?

[VNCENT]
Alright, when you … into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer.
And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald’s.
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

[JULES]
They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

[VINCENT]
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

[JULES]
What’d they call it?

[VINCENT]
They call it Royale with Cheese.

[JULES]
Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?

[VINCENT]
Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

[JULES]
Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

[VINCENT]
I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.
But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

[JULES]
What?

[VINCENT]
Mayonnaise.

[JULES]
Goddamn!

[VINCENT]
I seen ‘em do it man, they fuckin’ drown 'em in it.

[JULES]
Uuccch!


#3

http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/SWPants.htm

Starwars quotes dressed up differently!


#4

Neck Brace guy: I’ll have a decaf coffee.
Trudi: I’ll have a decaf espresso.
Critic: I’ll have a double decaf cappuccino.
Policeman: Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
Harris: I’ll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.
Trudi: I’ll have a twist of lemon.
Neck-brace guy: I’ll have a twist of lemon.
Critic: I’ll have a twist of lemon.
Cynthia: I’ll have a twist of lemon.


#5

[quote=“MiG”]Neck Brace guy: I’ll have a decaf coffee.
Trudi: I’ll have a decaf espresso.
Critic: I’ll have a double decaf cappuccino.
Policeman: Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
Harris: I’ll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.
Trudi: I’ll have a twist of lemon.
Neck-brace guy: I’ll have a twist of lemon.
Critic: I’ll have a twist of lemon.
Cynthia: I’ll have a twist of lemon.[/quote]

LA Story?


#6

Great movie.


#7

That scene is actually good because to the way the camera goes around the table. Isn’t there an earthquake too during that scene and everyone is so casual about it?


#8

Yeah, I love the restaurant reservation scene. Can somebody find the quotes from that?


#9

Talking about camera work, I went to see Troy and there is one scene that looked like a throw back to older movies. When the king played by Sean Bean goes to convince Achilles to join Agamemnon’s army, towards the end of that scene, Bean walks up the stairs and all of a sudden the camera zooms very fast on him then pans towards Brad Pitt. Classic move from 70’s movie. I noticed it because it seemed out of context with the rest of the cinematography.


#10

Green: “I’m going home to sleep with my wife.”


#11

Iceman: “Mavric, it’s not your team, it’s your attitude. The enemy is dangerouse, but right now your worst than the enemy!”

Oh I love that one so much, back in the day when my pal and I were playing “BASEBALL STARS” for the Nintendo, yep Nintendo. When I kick him bad in the game, I would use that quote to motivate him. :laughing:


#12

[quote=“kingwolf13”]Iceman: “Mavric, it’s not your team, it’s your attitude. The enemy is dangerouse, but right now your worst than the enemy!”
[/quote]

Did Jason start another account?


#13

smartass wrote:

:confused:


#14

“I sentence you to no less than 4 years…in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.”

heh priceless


#15

Johnny Ringo: My fight’s not with you, Holliday.

Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. “Play For Blood” – remember?

Johnny Ringo: Oh that. That was just foolin’ about.

Doc Holliday: I wasn’t.

:open_mouth:


#16

Some guy off young guns: “Did you guys see the size o’them chicken?!”


#17

That was a funny one. 8)


#18

yeah they get drunk or high off the navaho indian medicine


#19

#1

Brick Top - Your always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol - Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top - Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there’s no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy’s digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don’t wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about…eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: “as greedy as a pig.”

#2

Turkish - Fuck Me, hold tight, whats that?

Tommy - It’s my gucci belt, turkish.

Turkish - No Tommy, theres a gun in your trousers. What is a gun doing in your trousers?

Tommy - Its for protection.

Turkish - Protection from what, Ze Germans? The war ended 50 years ago. Err what’s to stop it blowing your balls off every time you sit down, where did you get it?

Tommy - Boris the blade.

Turkish - You mean Boris the sneaky fucking russian.

And tons more from the movie SNATCH


#20

“say hello to my little friend”-scarface