Antimatter particle beam

I found this story to be interesting. 
Researchers have created the World’s most powerful antimatter particle beam. :sunglasses:

http://www.ncsu.edu/featured-stories/innovation-discovery/oct-2007/antimatter-nuclear/index.php

No one is happy until they puncture a hole through the time space continuum causing a giant worm hole that will in case the planet in a huge fireball. Damn you scientist…

No beams but years ago mom had antimatter pills in her purse. Just take one and nothing mattered anymore…
Oh look Ba’abs! Little Billy is playing on the train tracks…
Hahaha! Who thought there was so much blood in a two year old? Hahahahahaha…
Why Ba’abs you’re almost hysterical. You better take another Valium

hmmmm…

Dear Glorious Leader:

This is a phenomenon of our Decadent Capatilist Society known as “sick humour”. Note the word “sick” in there. We joke about it, we don’t actually do it.
Besides, there are probably thousands of infants run over by trains in Pyongyang while their parents are attempting to pilfer the wheat leaking from Army boxcars already. You can probably actually get to watch live baby-squishing while you’re shooting Mom & Dad for trying to eat.