A Podunkian Tale

To bury it where his father told him the Time Capsule had been buried many many years ago.

so he asked young Steve Eso if his mystery machine had discovered that capsule yet hoping that soon he could

find out what the capsule contained…We were told it held…

Baby pictures of most of the council

and a large bottle of

absinthe.  For which he had prepared…

for that occassional cloudy and rainie day which may suddenly hang over our Rupert sky.

He sat crosslegged on the ground, glass filled with his absinthe and reached for

for his diaper and soother because he was so very upset with…

some guy named ajaye who kept repeating the same thing over and over again, proving that he was

That he was made of the substance as he was, now was frightened knowing there may be a lost link

The child suddenly realized that he may have a wish idea for that genie after all, so he

thought, hmmmm, what do the good citizens of PR need more than anything in the world…

A Real Big Umbrella to cover the city, a new city council who remember who put them in their seats and jobs to help his and other families.

But realizing that an election was still two years away and that jobs are still a rumour for many,  instead it was off to the Sears catalogue store to order some…

umbrellas, gumboots and those trendy clear plastic ponchos 'cuz they had a sale…

Ajaye thought hmmm, we don’t need all this stuff! With my abundance of optimisim we shall…

“we shall overcome” these bleak circumstances that keep arising from the damn city hall meetings…perhaps we could all wander down to the waterfront for awhile to check out the…

Check out all the ravens sitting around looking at the seagull like the city council sitting around looking at Jacko.

At that moment, an eagle swooped down carrying in its beak a shiny looking item that resembled a…