A Podunkian Tale

The genie has the power to change Kraft Dinner Land to Hamburger Hill but what will Jacko put forward to have genie on his side.

Fries and gravy and a Coke, but she was fussy and wanted

ketchup…Dijon ketchup and a nice Reliant automobile to take on vacation to…

to the funny farm where the people are happy alll the time…

But all was not well at the funny farm…for behind the placid exterior of a quaint, countryside mental institution, there lurked a horrible secret…

Jacko was taking crash course on governing a town from has bins, but he could not get past tenents right 101.

  the nervous mayor did not know how to tell his Podunkians the scoop on Watson Island… he began to say " we will build it big and vast", and we will call it…

“Beautiful Big Vastiland”. Then we can start installing more “have bins” creating a more har-harmonious vibe in the whole land, resulting …

resulting in hoards of half bins ( heh heh) moving to our plentiful city of peace and contentment, bringing with them all the…

empties they found from a recent party in town, which they cashed in at

At our one and only bottle depot, across the street from a bar and down the street from another bar. When they walkout with change in hand screaming this is Bar country.

only to be greeted by temperance apostles seeking to change their ways

and they stated, “Let us all repent our evil, evil, ways”! Because…

Our leader has put us in hot water wearing a muzzle and took away our dignity.

They stood tall as they lifted themselves out of that hot water and moved to make that fateful change

together they forged their way up 3rd ave. to the City Hall meeting, standing tall ,and  together proclamed…

“all in all, you’re just another brick in the wall” and with that they grabbed…

Jacko’s gavel and the genie in the bottle…off to make Three Wishes…the people debated for only minutes and concluded…

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Jacko’s gavel and the genie in the bottle…off to make Three Wishes…the people debated for only minutes and concluded… [/quote]

that agreement on what to wish for would never happen, so they took the gavel and…

handed the gavel to a little child playing in the fountain outside of City Hall, the child ran off with it to