Riding a camel lead by Jacko
but the little fellow following with the shovel
decided to fill the potholes along the way.He noticed something shiny on the sidewalk and picked it up to discover
Upon looking at it closely the child noticed it was a two headed coin resembling a medallion on one side there was Jacko while on the other was Pond.
The child quickly ran down the stree to the Civic Centre where he used his shiny new medallion at the
outdoor gym to carve Jackos’ name in the seat
The child not thinking very clearly flipped the coin over to the Pond side, thinking of his unemployed father and the child threw it into the creek for good luck.
that night when everyone in podunk was asleep, and the moon was full, a strange
there were strange rays of light coming out of the windows of City Hall and
Jack and his Merry Folks in Chambers, their eyes glowing from the light from the crystal ball
Council members from the past began to appear offering words of wisdom but Jacko would not have any of this in the chamber, he took his gavel and tried to smash the ball but to no avail.
and at that embarrassing moment a Genie appeared out of the empty bottle under the mayors desk, Jack jumped up and said " "
Is this where I ask for my three wishes?
Why yes said the Genie " Your the only one in the room".
“Then I wish I were Herb” so that I 
could look that good in drag too 
and waste more of your tax dollars as he revealed his true identity as…
Law abiding hard working tax paying fool trying to keep up with the other species from Kraft Dinner Land.
you ended it buddy
No no there is so much more to this tale, check it out.