A joke from my inbox

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From time to time I get jokes e mailed to me…

Here’s one that’s pretty good, though if you’re a government employee you perhaps may not laugh as loud as the rest of the cattle…

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, ‘Are you allergic to anything?
’ He says ‘Yes - just caffeine’

‘Have you ever been in the service?’

‘Yes,’ he says. ‘I was in Iraq for two years.’

The interviewer says, ‘That will give you 5 extra points toward
Employment,’ And then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, ‘Yes 100%…an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles Off…’

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.  You can start tomorrow at 10:00 and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.’

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don’t you want me to be here before 10 AM?

‘This is a government job,’ the interviewer says. 'For the first two Hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

No Point in You coming in for that.’

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This one I heard during my short stint as a public servant.

Three kids were arguing about who’s dad was the fastests:

Kid #1  :“My dad is so fast that when he plays foot ball, he is the quarterback and the receiver at the same time.”

Kid # 2 : “My dad is so fast that he can pitch, run to the plate before the ball and hit it and run to the outfield and catch the hit.”

Kid # 3 : “My dad is faster than both your dads”

Kids 1 and 2 : “Really?  Why?”

Kid # 3 : “My dad works for the government and he finishes work at 4 pm but he’s always home at 3 pm!”