A Cannibal walks into a restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

+Tourist:                                                                        $5.00
+Broiled Missionary:                                                      $10.00
+Fried Explorer:                                                            $15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:                        $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?”

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”

ha ha ha thats a good one

Glad you like it.  It gave me a chuckle too.  :smile:

lmfao so true~ made my morning  :smiley: