headlights
deer
game
ballsack
Game to ballsack? Nice.
peanuts.
Pistachio nuts
spumoni
whoah! Dairyland used to make it at Christmas!
We order it all the time from Boza’s in Vancouver, and ya it’s expensive.
butter balls?
Ahah, the game is no longer afoot!
The game is, in fact, a mile.
Dude, are you bored or something?
LINCOLN, NE—Football fan Ben Pellett first became aware of the upcoming presidential election Tuesday, thanks to a tangential reference to it made in the Sept. 28 issue of Sports Illustrated. “One of the columnists said that picking who’ll dominate the NFC North would be ‘tougher than predicting the winner on Nov. 2,’” Pellett said. “At first I had no idea what that meant, but then I realized it’s been a while since we voted for president. I asked my roommate, and sure enough, there’s an election this year.” Pellett added that he thinks both the Vikings and the Republicans have what it takes to go all the way.
jargon
File.
Cabinet.
minister
Jeebus.
lick