Why Canadians are so tired

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep, not
enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, ear wax
build-up,poor blood or anything else I could think of. Now I’ve
found out the real reason I’m tired – because I’m overworked.
Here’s why:

The population of Canada is 30 million. 11
million are retired, that leaves 19 million to do
the work. There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5
million to do the work. Of this there are 3 million employed by
the federal
government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work. 1 million are
in the armed forces, preoccupied with killing
Terrorists, which leaves 9.5 million to do the work. Take from
that total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and city
Governments, and that leaves 2.5 million to do the work. At any
given time,there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving
2,024,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in
prisons and
812,000 on Employment Insurance and Welfare. That leaves just two
people to do the work.

You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading
Nice. Real nice.

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