Understanding Engineers

Understanding Engineers – Take one

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said,

“Where did you get such a great bike?â€

There’s engineers and there’s WIVES.
It’s just a fucking MACHINE… there’s no midget Filipino lady in there with a tooth brush rinse the shit off the dishes and put the pointy things UP so they don’t stop the rotors! Turn the freaking knob so you don’t toss the soap out when you slam the door to start it!
Their lifelong quest to spend as much money as possible so there won’t be any stupid little water spots is counterbalanced by the absolute stubborn refusal to acknowledge HOW the damned thing actually works. :imp:

This is a good example of engineers putting their ‘engineering skills’ to good use: