Three politicians go to heaven

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Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven.

God addresses Al first.  ‘‘Al, what do you believe in?’‘
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now.’‘
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.’’

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?’’  Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.’‘
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at
my right.’’

Then God addresses Barrack.  "Barrack, what do you believe in?’’

He replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”

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Ha-ha, good one!  :smiley:

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This joke plays into a religious right-wing meme in the Left Behind series of books in which a political figure comes on the scene who is really the anti-Christ. During the US election the religious right were conflating this anti-Christ with Obama.

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