They had it on E-Bay!

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBay … or_you.htm

pretty funny heh

eBay, that worldwide garage sale.

I’ll buy… your knick-knack
Just check… my feedback
"A++++!" they all say
They love me on eBay.