50Â° Fahrenheit (10Â° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35Â° Fahrenheit (1.6Â° C)
Italian Cars won’t start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32Â° Fahrenheit (0 Â° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0Â° Fahrenheit (-17.9Â° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60Â° Fahrenheit (-51Â° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100Â° Fahrenheit (-73Â° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173Â° Fahrenheit (-114Â° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the
-460Â° Fahrenheit (-273Â° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”
-500Â° Fahrenheit (-295Â° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup