The long and winding thread

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wow so funny bitch…[/quote]

It took you long to figure this one out!

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

SouLTaKeR2023: I was on the phone with a friend
SouLTaKeR2023: and we happen to talk about foreskin
ARazorbladeGrin: amazing
SouLTaKeR2023: and my lil bro walks in
SouLTaKeR2023: and hes like
SouLTaKeR2023: “whats foreskin”?
SouLTaKeR2023: Im like
SouLTaKeR2023: "Its the skin on the forehead"
SouLTaKeR2023: I flicked him on the forehead so he would leave
SouLTaKeR2023: and now hes running around the house yelling
SouLTaKeR2023: "MAMA ALEX FLICKED MY FORESKIN"
ARazorbladeGrin: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

I don’t know why im posting these random bash.org findings… but these two are for Hakki… lol

i’m visiting my gf in the hospital tomorroy…yay
whats up with her?
ereque: she managed to dig herself up


(Deranged): I like my women like I like my coffee.
(Jet): Black?
(SteveTheImpermeableHamster): full of your cream?
(mistik): hawt?
(Jet): Columbian?
(Aimee): hot?
(Jet): From McDonalds?
(SteveTheImpermeableHamster): in a cup?
(Jet): Spilt all over your lap?
(mistik): cheap?
(Deranged): No…
(Deranged): Ground up, and in the freezer.
(mistik): oh
(mistik): lmao

been going strong for like 20 minutes
<Velcro_> the viagra’s helping eh?
yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on
viagra is for ppl without usenet access
& usenet is for ppl without vagina access

It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite…in the other…you go by the chat alias “Randerson”…spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest…
One of these…has a future.
LMAO OMFG where’s the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
How can you use the phone when you cannot…speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m