The Bush Years in Onion Headlines

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The Bush Years in Onion Headlines

nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/ar … 10952.html

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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27897

Heh, I liked this headline:

Bush Calls On Business Leaders To Create 500,000 Shitty Jobs By 2003

An excerpt from that article:

“So long as unemployment continues to rise, this recession will continue, as well,” said Bush, speaking before nearly 400 of the nation’s top CEOs. “That is why I am turning to you to create thousands of new shit jobs. Whether it is a night-shift toilet-cleaning position at an airport or a fry-cook post at a KFC, it’s up to you to help provide every hard-working American with a demeaning, go-nowhere job.”